December 2011
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck
You guys.
If you haven’t heard already, people are putting gore on homestuck pairing tags.
So smart little me went to go check it out. So I typed in a homestuck tag and was looking at stuff. And I forgot about the gore. And I saw it. Don’t do it guys. D’:
Guuuuuys
gamzeecryingalonewithpie:
seriously, did no one make this connection right away?
If you didn’t figure it out, I now view everyone as their patron trolls. And in my family Tavros married himself, had two kids, then divorced himself and married Vriska.
I promise I can draw much better than this.
The last one…. Okay. So I have this issue with naked people. It freaks me out. So to get on my nerves my sister’s friends all take off their pants. Fortunately I’m pretty...
Horrormoviestuck
Aradia: Isn't scared at all. Eats candy & drinks soda even during gory scenes. Especially during gory scenes.
Tavros: Says he's going to be brave. Starts crying when the trailers begin.
Sollux: Points out every failure in the special effects, but it's mainly to hide that he's kind of afraid.
Karkat: Swears loudly whenever some scary shit happens. Describes everything: "OH GOD THE KILLER IS HIDING THERE".
Nepeta: Absolutely not grossed out by gore. Ships characters and gets upset when some die because it messes up her charts.
Kanaya: Over-analyzes every setting, every camera angle. Brings her own biscuits and tea.
Terezi: Spends half of the movie making Karkat flip his shit even more than he already does. Is upset when the villain wins at the end.
Vriska: Cheers for the bad guys and takes notes. Scares Tavros even more.
Equius: Is annoyed at the weakness of the good guys against the monster. Grumbles that if he was the hero, it would have been a piece of cake.
Gamzee: Laughs when gory things happen: "wOaH mOtHeRfUcKeR!". Tends to fall asleep for half of the movie. When a bad guy survives something supposed to kill him, calls that a "mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClE".
Eridan: Bitches about each and every thing during the whole movie. Is secretly shitting his pants, and digs his claws in the armrests. Said armrests will never get married.
Feferi: Clings to the closest person for most of the film, and hides her face when scary things happen. Blood and gore makes her want to puke.
John: Enjoys it thoroughly. Likes to tease scared people: "oh look, he ripped off that guy's guts! haha wow!".
Rose: Absolutely not scared, on the contrary, tends to be fascinated with the bad guys' personality. Psycho-analyze him thoroughly. Knits during movies.
Dave: Perfect poker face. Isn't all that scared, but when he is, makes sure to hide it. Horror movies with ventriloquist puppets always get to him.
Jade: Is genuinely curious about things in the movie. Comments quite a lot: "wow, that guy sure has a lot of blood!!"
