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sillystinkyexpendablelaepoopface:

cocokat:

synonymsofconfusion:

purdaldoo:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ladysage:

demonoflight:

roselalonde:

buffdaddyjohn:

phemiec:

spookyhouse:

handingoutbricklers:

“Bat-People. What did you expect?”

“if the irrational cannot be excluded, it should be outside the scope of tragedy.”
hm

“And so, good Capulet, which name I tender
As dearly as mine own, be satisfied.”
Oh.

“I’M SURE YOU KNOW THE FEELING!”
hah
hahaAHAHAHHAHAHA 

“And when they did have food, table manners were surely the last thing on their minds.”
:0

“You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!”
Which is because said window is all steamed up due to baking……..

“Uh…no,” he said sheepishly
NO
NONONONONONO
NOT ANOTHER YEAR

“Beginning in the seventeenth century it was believed that disease could be transferred out of the body by intercourse with a healthy virgin of either sex, and many children were infected as a result.”
brb cutting off own dick

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”
well then

“Many common phrases reflect the ancient Earth-centered view of our universe.”
My Astronomy text book knows all

“…down too fast, sir, and it will be long before the poor gentle-man will be able to go up it again!”
I….oh

‘about the size of a suitcase’
wut. lousy language book

'The Eta Carinae Nebula, photo by Jim Barclay.'
Of course it would be an astronomy book. And I apparently really like that nebula.

sillystinkyexpendablelaepoopface:

cocokat:

synonymsofconfusion:

purdaldoo:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ladysage:

demonoflight:

roselalonde:

buffdaddyjohn:

phemiec:

spookyhouse:

handingoutbricklers:

“Bat-People. What did you expect?”

“if the irrational cannot be excluded, it should be outside the scope of tragedy.”

hm

“And so, good Capulet, which name I tender

As dearly as mine own, be satisfied.”

Oh.

“I’M SURE YOU KNOW THE FEELING!”

hah

hahaAHAHAHHAHAHA 

“And when they did have food, table manners were surely the last thing on their minds.”

:0

“You try to get a gander through the KITCHEN WINDOW, but you can’t see a whole lot!”

Which is because said window is all steamed up due to baking……..

“Uh…no,” he said sheepishly

NO

NONONONONONO

NOT ANOTHER YEAR

“Beginning in the seventeenth century it was believed that disease could be transferred out of the body by intercourse with a healthy virgin of either sex, and many children were infected as a result.”

brb cutting off own dick

“I should head home actually,” I said. “I’m kinda tired.”

well then

“Many common phrases reflect the ancient Earth-centered view of our universe.”

My Astronomy text book knows all

“…down too fast, sir, and it will be long before the poor gentle-man will be able to go up it again!”

I….oh

‘about the size of a suitcase’

wut. lousy language book

'The Eta Carinae Nebula, photo by Jim Barclay.'

Of course it would be an astronomy book. And I apparently really like that nebula.

(Source: thefuckwouldisaywhatfor)